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BulvaiHammersson
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Irony really is a vicious fucker.
My condolences, bro.
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Leotard
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Go to a basket weaving class.
Or better yet, send her a picture of your dick wrapped up, over and finally under your balls (with full circular connection if you're gifted enough), with the effect that you have a testicle bouquet that looks a lot like an upside down heart.
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Gypsy Songman
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| Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Leotard wrote: |
Go to a basket weaving class.
Or better yet, send her a picture of your dick wrapped up, over and finally under your balls (with full circular connection if you're gifted enough), with the effect that you have a testicle bouquet that looks a lot like an upside down heart.
You know you want to try it. |
I have been considering the picture of my dick wrapped in someone else's mouth, which is both easy to achieve and emotionally devastating.
Yeah. You fuck with the bull, you get the horns, even if you forget they were there.  |
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BulvaiHammersson
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| Gypsy Songman wrote: |
I have been considering the picture of my dick wrapped in someone else's mouth, which is both easy to achieve and emotionally devastating.
Yeah. You fuck with the bull, you get the horns, even if you forget they were there. |
This is closer to the proper attitude.
The problem is that it still shows her that she has power. I know that if an ex sent me a photo like that it would bother me in no way at all. I'd laugh, as they were obviously so wrapped up in me that they felt the need to modify their own life to "teach me a lesson". And, hey, free porn.
The best revenge is living well. Finest words I've heard in situations like this. Live well, find happiness, and then very, very quietly make sure that word gets to her about it.
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Gypsy Songman
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| Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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| BulvaiHammersson wrote: |
| The problem is that it still shows her that she has power. I know that if an ex sent me a photo like that it would bother me in no way at all. I'd laugh, as they were obviously so wrapped up in me that they felt the need to modify their own life to "teach me a lesson". And, hey, free porn. |
I know it does, and to be honest, I'm sorta over it... I have great friends and great prospects, so it's no one's loss but hers. I think the first half of my plan has merit, though. |
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BulvaiHammersson
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The first half? Totally.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Several blowjobs later... my ex got Farked. |
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BulvaiHammersson
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I would say that's an "ends well."
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Betarex Magi
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:58 am Post subject: |
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if an ex sent that to me it would be forwarded to her family and friends that I had access to, as well as mass emailed and hosted on the internets.
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Gypsy Songman
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| Betarex Magi wrote: |
| if an ex sent that to me it would be forwarded to her family and friends that I had access to, as well as mass emailed and hosted on the internets. |
Oh no, no, no. She made the news, and from there, made Fark. And a few other websites. If she'd sent me a BJ movie, I'd have done the same for her.... then posted it on the web.  |
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BulvaiHammersson
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You were literal when you said she got Farked. Wow. Now I want to go parse links and see if I can figure it out.
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I've said enough already.  |
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